Oh God. Before now my only exposure to Tito Puente is his guest appearance in the classic Simpsons two-parter ‘Who Shot Mr. Burns?’. I’d have been happy if it had stayed that way. This mambo stuff is not for me. Maybe I could get into it if I was in Cuba, sipping a mojito and wearing white trousers. But sitting at my desk in the afternoon in my converted garage in Cheshire? Nope.

Listened to it before?: no

Will listen again?: no

Favourite track: …